Why I deserve an Android Phone ?

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I deserve to have an Android Phone , simply because i'm a good boy, always obey my parents and most especially, i'm a good citizen of the Republic of the Philippines. :D Just Kidding ! hehe

But seriously, i deserve an Android Phone because i don't have a phone. and i don't have a phone simply because i can't afford to buy one. if i'm not mistaken, the last time i own a phone was during my highschool days and it's china(imitation) phone pa . so, please...i'm begging ...choose me.