ALLAN THE MAN

Girl 1: (kumakain ng Nagaraya) Gusto mo?
Girl 2: Ayoko. Tinitigyawat ako sa mani eh.
Girl 1: Ay talaga? Ako kasi sa mukha lang eh.

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Girl: Aso ka ba?

Boy: Bakit?

Girl: Kasi sinaktan mo ko.

Boy: Oh nasaan yung aso dun?

Girl: Aw. </3--------------

ONE-LINER NA BANAT:

"In fairness sa kagandahan mo ah... parang passcode sa iPhone. Ikaw lang ang nakakaalam."

"Miss, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!”
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PASIKAT ka rin kasi.
Eh ang SAKIT-SAKIT mo naman sa MATA.
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How many times did I say that Filipinos are one of the ebullient people in the world? Many times I’m sure. We, Filipinos, can always find time to smile and laugh despite of our problems - on money, love life, economy, and politics and so on. 

Just like what happened on Corona’s Impeachment Trial. For 44 Days of trial, we are glued on our television to hear the statement of the witnesses and to update ourselves on the latest stories on this historical impeachment trial in our country. And even if we deny it or not, there are certain people or personality that we can’t forget albeit the trial has ended. Private Prosecutor Vitaliano Aguirre, Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago, and Senator Lito Lapid, just to name a few. No doubt! They are indeed the favorite character of Filipinos on Corona-vela and the photos here are my prime evidence. Enjoy!

 Private Prosecutor Vitaliano Aguirre in his famous pose

Ex-Chief Justice Renato Corona released an official statement regarding on the 'Guilty Verdict' of the Senate Impeachment Court. 

Yesterday, 20 Senator-Judges voted for 'conviction' of Renato Corona for Article II of the Articles of the Impeachment.  Voting did not proceed to Articles of Impeachment III and VII after the first round of voting, on Article II, yielded a vote of 20 in favor of conviction. [ read related article here ]

Here's Impeached Chief Justice Renato Corona Official Statement:

"Lubos kong ikinalulungkot ang naging pasiya ng Senate Impeachment Court. Bilang Punong Mahistrado, buong tapang at talino kong hinarap ang hamon ng impeachment at sumailalim ako sa proseso na alinsunod sa Saligang Batas, umaasang makakamit ang hustisyang aking hinanap ng mahigit limang buwan.

Hindi kaila sa akin na gagamitin ng Pangulo ang buong puwersa ng gobyerno, kasama na ang mga ahensiyang dapat sana ay malayang nagpapasiya - ang Kamara, ang BIR, ang LRA, ang AMLC, ang Ombudsman, at iba pa.

Hindi rin kaila sa akin na gagamit ng kabang-yaman para sa mapanira at mapang-aping media campaign, sa radyo, telebisyon at dyaryo, laban sa akin at sa aking pamilya. Lahat po ito ay tinanggap ko, alang-alang sa kasarinlan ng Hudikatura, upang maitaguyod ang kalayaang magpasiya ng mga hukuman, na isang napakahalagang sangkap ng ating demokrasya.