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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Cheesy Pinoy Pick-Up Lines 2012



MONKEY ka ba? 
Kasi inakyat mo na isip ko sumabit ka pa sa PUSO ko.... 
BoOoOom...
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Kailan ba kita pwedeng tubusin?
Ha? Bakit?
Kasi sobra-sobra na ang interes ko sayo eh.
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Dalawa pala ang puso mo?
Bakit?
Kasi pati puso ko binihag mo.
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BOBO ka ba?
Bakit?
Ikaw ang BOBOo ng araw ko. Boom!!
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Sana gumuho ang bahay mo?
Ha? Bakit?
Para dito ka na lang titira sa puso ko. BOOM !!
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Can you be my PET?
'Cause I wanna keep you at home :)
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OXYGEN ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi sa tuwing nakikita kita, kinakapos ako ng hininga.
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CLOWN ka ba?
Bakit?
Because you always made me laugh when you're around
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FASTFOOD ka ba?
Bakit?
"Cause I want to take you out
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BANAT JOKES:

Sana PINTUAN na lang yung puso mo...
Bakit?
Para pwede na akong kumatok at pumasok..
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MANGGA ka ba?
Bakit?
Mukha ka kasing Kalabaw eh.
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si SPONGEBOB ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi butas butas mukha mu.
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Miss, PANGIT ka ba?
Bakit?
Aba. At nagtanong ka pa. :D
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MAIS ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi ang corny mo eh.
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BIODEGRADABLE ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi mukha kang nabubulok! :p
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15 comments:

  1. jondmurOctober 24, 2012 at 10:24 PM

    astig na mga banat ^^

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  2. AnonymousNovember 11, 2012 at 1:45 AM

    Astiig.!! d 2lad sa iba paulit ulit lg korny msyado

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  3. AnonymousDecember 10, 2012 at 1:35 PM

    GO LANG NANG GO?TERA LNG AUH,,,,,

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  4. AnonymousDecember 11, 2012 at 8:08 PM

    ooo nga da best

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  5. AnonymousDecember 20, 2012 at 9:46 AM

    kokonti :) dagdagan m pa ... may future ka :)) hahaha Puro bagoNg new pick uo lines
    eh ;)

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2013 at 3:08 AM

    ayoz to idol hahaha we love your pick up lines ng gf ko and niyaya ko siya pakasal and she said yes tnx so much by the way add mo ito


    Mermaid ka ba?
    bakit?
    kase maemaid for each other hahahaha
    tnx idol keep it up

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    Shower ka ba?

    Bakit?

    Pwede ba kitang ligo-wan.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2013 at 9:44 PM

    Baduy

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    well...... its a little bit corny!!!!!

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2013 at 9:28 AM

    Wahehe i like it

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  11. AnonymousMarch 3, 2013 at 10:07 PM

    Cementeryo ka ba?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Kasi amoy kang lupa e.
    ....
    Oo na corny na.. Haha
    eto pa...
    Cementeryo ka ba ?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .kasi kahit anong gawin mo sa huli sakin din ang bagsak mo ..
    Boom.. Bengga :)

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  12. AnonymousMarch 9, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    bulbol kb?


    ang gulo mo kc,,

    boom na boom , aha

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  13. AnonymousMarch 17, 2013 at 6:51 PM

    Want some more please

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  14. AnonymousMarch 20, 2013 at 9:42 AM

    football player ka ba..??

    bakit..???
    dahil kamukha ko si phil younghusband..??

    dako man ghud ka ug bagtak...

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  15. AnonymousApril 2, 2013 at 2:51 PM

    pera ka ba??


    naghihirap kasi ako pag wla ka eh.

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