Monday, July 9, 2012
New Pinoy Pick Up Lines 2012 + "Call Me Maybe" Jokes
Girl 1: (kumakain ng Nagaraya) Gusto mo?
Girl 2: Ayoko. Tinitigyawat ako sa mani eh.
Girl 1: Ay talaga? Ako kasi sa mukha lang eh.
Girl 2: Ayoko. Tinitigyawat ako sa mani eh.
Girl 1: Ay talaga? Ako kasi sa mukha lang eh.
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Girl: Aso ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi sinaktan mo ko.
Boy: Oh nasaan yung aso dun?
Girl: Aw. </3--------------
ONE-LINER NA BANAT:
"In fairness sa kagandahan mo ah... parang passcode sa iPhone. Ikaw lang ang nakakaalam."
"Miss, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!”
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ARAW ka ba?
PASIKAT ka rin kasi. Eh ang SAKIT-SAKIT mo naman sa MATA.
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La Sallista ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi pinana mo yata puso ko eh
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Para I’m always right next to “U”
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Sabi nila libreng mangarap..
Libre ka ba?
Pangarap kasi kita eh!!!
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Boy: Puro ka lakwatsa!!!
Kasi pinana mo yata puso ko eh
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Sana “T” na lang ako noh?
Bakit?Para I’m always right next to “U”
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Miss, taxi ka ba?
Bakit?
Bawat minuto kasi napapamahal ako sayo eh!
Bawat minuto kasi napapamahal ako sayo eh!
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Sabi nila libreng mangarap..
Libre ka ba?
Pangarap kasi kita eh!!!
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Boy: Puro ka lakwatsa!!!
Girl: Huh?
Boy: Pati sa puso ko nakakarating ka!
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Boy: Pati sa puso ko nakakarating ka!
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Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS
Bakit?
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko
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(guy walks towards the girl na parang galit)
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(guy walks towards the girl na parang galit)
BOY: "Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo!
GIRL: (medyo na shocked)
BOY: "Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."
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Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in the school canteen.
Boy: Mauna na ko. (sabay grab sa hands ng girl patayo din)
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: (pointing on a sign board that says)
Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in the school canteen.
Boy: Mauna na ko. (sabay grab sa hands ng girl patayo din)
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: (pointing on a sign board that says)
"Do not leave your valuable things unattended."
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TO THE TUNE OF 'CALL ME MAYBE'
"Hey I just served you, Chicken na Crispy, Here's your order, Sabaw mo Gravy" - KFC Crew
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TO THE TUNE OF 'CALL ME MAYBE'
"Hey I just served you, Chicken na Crispy, Here's your order, Sabaw mo Gravy" - KFC Crew
"Hey I just met you And this is crazy But let's go
woohoo And try for baby." - SIMS
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RENATO CORONA , SEN. ENRILE & SEN. DRILON SINGING 'CALL ME MAYBE'
- By Facebuko
Renato Corona:
Am I that really unwell?
Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell
My blood sugar, it just fell
I’m not getting away
Renato Corona:
I waive my soul for a wish
1-8-9 men that I pissed
They should be signing for this
They’re not getting away
Excuse me, I’m goin’
You can’t keep me holdin’
JPE was shoutin’
Juan Ponce Enrile:
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Renato Corona:
Hey I just heard you
And this is crazy
Back with my wheelchair
Familiar, maybe?
It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Renato Corona:
I live simple life I call
We have no aircon at all
I keep my dollars to roll
Won’t be declared anyway
Basa’s and us had a deal
My daughter took the wheel
I don’t know what they would feel,
But they love us any way
Excuse me, I’m goin’
You can’t keep me holdin’
JPE was shoutin’
Juan Ponce Enrile:
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Renato Corona:
Hey I just heard you
And this is crazy
Back with my wheelchair
Familiar, maybe?
It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Franklin Drilon:
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad
Renato Corona:
It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Franklin Drilon:
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
Convict you, maybe?
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