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Saturday, May 19, 2012

New Pinoy Pick Up Lines + Pinoy Jokes



Boy: Alam mo, pag kasma kita... inaantok ako
Girl: Bakit? Boring ba ako?
Boy: Kasi masarap magpahinga sa tabi mo eh :)
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Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
Bakit?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo. :)
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I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.
Bakit?
'Cause I can’t last a day without you!
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Boy: Energy Drink ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Muka ka kasing Cobra. 
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Am I a bad shooter??
Bakit?
'cause I keep on missing you
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Bagay sa-yo maging Amo...
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko
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“Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.” 

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Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago for the Pick Up Lines:

Nung nakilala kita, dun ko nalaman ang sagot sa tanong ng Nescafe…
“para kanino ka bumabangon?” 
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“paano ba naman ako lalakad palayo…
Kung isang ngiti mo lang din ko makatayo..” 
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Bakit kailangan ko pang mag bukas ng coke?
Eh kung ikaw lang naman ang happiness ko!” 
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“Yoyo ka ba?
Kasi kahit anong gawin kong pagtapon sayo,
Bumabalik ka parin sa puso ko” 
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Kung nahihintay ka ng magmamahal sayo…
Sandal naman, kaka gising ko lang… 
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Pedicab ka ba? 
Pedicabang i-date sa Valentine's Day? 
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Ang love, parang bayad sa jeep.
 Minsan, hindi nasusuklian. 
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Bulaklak ka ba? 
Paa mo kasi maugat. 

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Malapit na ang Valentine's Day ah. 
Pero bakit ikaw mukha ka pa ring Halloween? 
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"wala akong paki kung TAKEN kana, tatanggalin ko ang T, aken kana." 

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BOY PICKUP VS. VICE GANDA 

BOY PICKUP: Chikss Kba?
VICE GANDA: ay hinde, tao ako teh? gwin b nmn akong sisiw.
BOY PICKUP: kaya pala maulan ngayon.
VICE GANDA: anu connect teh?
BOY PICKUP: ung iba wala ng makain.
VICE GANDA: may sayad? may sayad
BOY PICKUP: buti nalang may ballpen ako.
VICE GANDA: tse!! makaalis na nga! like nalang.! 
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16 Comments

16 comments:

  1. TJMay 19, 2012 at 10:36 PM

    Added you on my blog roll man. Thanks for the add.

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  2. yzagraceJuly 21, 2012 at 5:15 PM

    wala ng ibang pick up lines?

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  3. rockvincentAugust 9, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    BOY-sana mapanaginipan ko ung unan ko.....
    GIRL-Bkit....?
    BOY-kasi napanaginipan kita habang yakap ko ang unan ko
    sa ngaun mapanaginipan koung unan ko habang yakap
    kita....boom....

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    sana birthday candles ka na lang...
    :
    :
    para pumapalakpak sila habang pinapatay kita!

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2012 at 5:44 PM

    tinapay ka ba?????




    kasi,kanina ka pa nangngamoy putok!!!

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2012 at 5:39 PM

    Ate u a clown..
    Cause you always made me laugh when ur around

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    1. yukiOctober 5, 2012 at 8:21 PM

      can u be my pet? coz i wanna keep u at home :))

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    2. AnonymousOctober 18, 2012 at 7:38 PM

      can u be my food? coz i wanna take u OUT :))

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  7. rhianSeptember 30, 2012 at 5:43 PM

    Si kamatayan ka ba???
    Bakit???
    Kasi mamatay ako pag nakita kang may kasamang iba...

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  8. rhianSeptember 30, 2012 at 5:44 PM

    Oxygen kaba???
    Bakit???
    Kasi kinakapos ako huminga pag nanakikita ka na???

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  9. AnonymousOctober 6, 2012 at 9:20 AM

    like it!

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  10. AnonymousNovember 3, 2012 at 7:42 AM

    Coffee kba ?
    Kc u make me so hot ! ..
    Weeee ..
    Corn3y !

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  11. AnonymousNovember 7, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    gusto ko ng MAGNUM ..


    huh? bakit?

    gusto ko ng MAGNUMber 1 sa puso mo ..


    ayee. <3

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2013 at 4:02 PM

    Aso ka ba?.....

    E kc para kang aso ih.....
    Nyahaha!!

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  13. UnknownMay 9, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    Ulan ka ba? Bkit? Kc lupa aq, sa ayaw at sa gus2 mo skn ang bagsak mo. . . .

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