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Showing posts with label Boy Pick-Up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boy Pick-Up. Show all posts

Saturday, May 19, 2012

New Pinoy Pick Up Lines + Pinoy Jokes



Boy: Alam mo, pag kasma kita... inaantok ako
Girl: Bakit? Boring ba ako?
Boy: Kasi masarap magpahinga sa tabi mo eh :)
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Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
Bakit?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo. :)
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I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.
Bakit?
'Cause I can’t last a day without you!
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Boy: Energy Drink ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Muka ka kasing Cobra. 
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Am I a bad shooter??
Bakit?
'cause I keep on missing you
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Bagay sa-yo maging Amo...
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko
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“Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.” 

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Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago for the Pick Up Lines:

Nung nakilala kita, dun ko nalaman ang sagot sa tanong ng Nescafe…
“para kanino ka bumabangon?” 
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