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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Pinoy Pick-Up Lines + Jokes



Kutsara Ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi napapa-nganga ako kapag lumalapit ka na.
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An-An ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi sa tuwing nakikita kita...kinakati ako eh.
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Kanal ka ba?
Bakit?
kasi tanga lang mahulog sayo
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May Rabies ba ang laway mo?
Kasi handa akong maulol, makahalik lang sa'yo.
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Coffee ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi ikaw na ang dahilan ng kaba ko. Ikaw pa ang dahilan ng puyat ko.
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Charger ka ba?
Bakit?
Coz I need you to fill the emptiness in me
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MGA PAMATAY NA ONE LINER:

"Mas mahal pa ang gupit ng buhok ko sa pagkatao mo."
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"O ayan, para may malamon naman kayo ngayon!"
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"Alam mo Huwag kang Magyabang kasi...Sa Totoo lang...
Mas Makinis Pa ang Pwet ko sa Mukha mo!"
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Wow! Kung makapagmalinis ka ah... Janitor?
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Alam mo, para kang CHINESE STYLE FRIED CHICKEN ng CHOWKING. Kasi higit 2MILLION na ang nakatikim!
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Para kang MAGNUM, pasosyal ka pa eh. Marami naman nang nakatikim sa'yo.
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PALUSOT:

 Nakita ng crush mo na tumutulo ang sipon mo
Anong sasabihin mo?
Sheettt!!! pati ba naman ang sipon ko.. nahuhulog na sa iyo..
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OLD GOOD JOKES:
Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?
Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 y/o na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O, sige po… manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Itay, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo!
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Si Piolo Pascual at Si Mr. M

 Mr.M: May nakarating sa aking balita. Dinala ka raw sa clinic. Sugatan ka pa raw?
Piolo Pascual: Nakipag-away po kasi ako.
Mr. M: Sino kaaway mo?
Piolo Pascual: Yung gagong lalaki po sa labas
Mr. M: Maganda yan sa image mo. Nakikipagsuntukan. I-press release na natin.
Piolo Pascual: Wag na po. Mister M. Nakipagbreak lang ako sa kanya. I hate him so much! I hate him!
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Allan's Note: I did not write all of this funny stuffs. I just got it from  the net, compiled it and shared it. 



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5 comments:

  1. UnknownApril 24, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    ain't sure if the photo is for real and such event exists --- contest after the stroke of midnight with empty promises --- isn't it a little too hardsell?

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    1. Allan PApril 28, 2012 at 4:49 PM

      I’ am not also sure if the contest exists or happened because I only found that photo on the web. Maybe the image is just a product of Photoshop or been made just for fun.

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2013 at 5:02 PM

      =D

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  2. JennyOctober 14, 2012 at 12:21 AM


    beautiful collection, every single one of them had their own blow.Superb!!!
    Thanks for sharing.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 14, 2012 at 1:51 PM

    biodegradable kba??

    bket??

    mukha ka ksing NABUBULOK!!! :p

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