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Showing posts with label Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2011

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President



Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman


10.
White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. 
There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. 
Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. 
There are too many dining rooms at the White House -- where will they put the picture of the Last Supper.

6. 
The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.

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