Friday, October 14, 2011
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By David Letterman
10.
White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9.
There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8.
Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.
7.
There are too many dining rooms at the White House -- where will they put the picture of the Last Supper.
6.
The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.
5.
Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst...pssst.." or "hoy.. hoy!"
4.
Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear-view mirror or the statue of St. Niño on the dashboard.
3.
No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.
2.
State dinners do not allow "Take Home"
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE
COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S.
PRESIDENT IS…
1.
Air For One does not allow Overweight Balikbayan Boxes.
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