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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

'Jokes Lang Po!' by Aling Dionesia


Starting today, I will share Jokes na laughtrip talaga para bawas o iwas bad vibes naman sa mga makakabasa. At para sa opening salvo ng 'Jokes Lang Po'...itatampok ko si Aling Dionesia (noon) o Mommy D (ngayon).


Pero bago ang lahat, Gusto ko lang sabihin ngayon pa lang na this Blog Entry is intended for Entertainment Purposes only and does not intend to offend anyone. GV lang guys! :)

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Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...Gusto ko maging maganda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ko?
Genie: Hindi, babalik na lang ako, magtitiis sa loob at
mag-aantay ng bagong makakapulot ng bote.

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Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds
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Mommy D:  Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapatkasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Mommy D:  Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?
Mommy D:  DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)
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Sa Las Vegas

Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Mommy D:  Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Mommy D:  Soup drenks!

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GRETCHEN BARRETO vs. MOMMY D


Gretchen Barreto: "I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts."

Mommy D:  "I want my hair dyed gold, curl it to the fullest level then implant 1 diamond at the tip of every strand."

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Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor : (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?

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"Ang ganda ng bigas!" Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.




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